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Needs to go here Quick Example:
1. Auditions for the "All New Village People" were held this week...
2. There was no way Kobe was going anywhere near that.
3. "No, I'm sorry, none of you have come even close to how large Hillary's ass actually is."
4. The competition for the bridal bouquet was bound to be fierce.
5. "Congratulations, you have all passed basic training in the French Army."
6. "YAHOO! WE'RE KOO-KOO FOR MARTYRDOM! KOO-KOO FOR MARTYRDOM!"
7. "Goat rapes! Honor killings! Sis-Boom-Bah! Blitzkrieg! Car bombs! Rah! Rah! Rah!"
8. "No! No! No! It's kick - turn - flair, kick-turn-flair, then jazz-hands, you no-talent scrubs!"
9. "Well, your 'trapped in an invisible Zionist box' sucks, let's see you 'walking against fascist headwinds.'"
10. "Sprockets" was only the beginning of Dieter's plan for 'Vorld Domination.'
more great captions on thisone....
Best of Jack Reacher
"Stop, stop, stop. What the hell kind of teapots are these, you morons? Try it again."
Best of Submariner
With up-front apologies to Pink Floyd:
Welcome my son, welcome to the jihad.
Where have you been?
No matter, we know where you've been.
You've been at Madrassa, binding your mind;
Provided with toys and
scouting for boys.
Best of mo fo
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi and you really want to show it ♫
♫ If you’re an Islamist Facist Nazi raise your hands. ♫
Best of curly
“Now give me 50 Jumping Osamas, you good-for-nothing sissies!”
Best of prince of leaves
Black: it's the new brownshirt.
Best of prince of leaves
"You know something, Mohammed? I could take this whole shaheed thing more seriously back before Abu Ahmad adopted workplace morale-improvement kalisthenics from the Japanese."
Best of Rodney Dill
France deploys their crack Surrender Ninja Terrorist Team.
Best of affablerants
"Okay people, when I say 'Go',the first one to get a dead child and shove the corpse in front of a CNN stooge will spend tonight with a virgin...goat of his choice."
Source: Fox News
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